#umamusumeglobal

I mean… *It's Maruzensky.*

The one exception to the rule!

I know Maruzensky, therefore not a stranger

Yeah you’re alone on this one gang, she’s gonna hit 40 speed bumps, and every speed bump she’s gonna hit is gonna feel like hell dude.

Forgive me mother, but that’s a REALLY nice car, oh and also Maruzensky is there too

We're umamusume players, of course we like women who are way older than us

If it was Gol Shi, you wouldnt get a say. She’d just throw a burlap sack over you and chuck you into the damn car. 🤣🤣🤣

Speed Symboli, and oguri cap I'd get in so fast

I want to be rapted by maruzensky that’s my dream😊❤❤❤❤❤❤❤

Bro does NOT holding for that

I getting in ASAP

No problem cutie

ALL OF US are getting into maruzensky's car 🥹✌️

The car at the end is a renault megane II hatchback



Christ i think i may have car autism

Wait I see two cars Wich one should I enter

Libro spawn :use protector

OMG… LEGENDARY SHORTS PULL BECAUSE PREVIOUSLY…
*IT WAS A BEAUTIFUL MARUZENSKY MONDAY*
I DON'T CARE WHO SAYS I'M NOT ALLOWED ITS MARUZENSKY 😝😝😝

Mom, I know her

Uhhhh

Well shit

Can she kidnaps me? I prefer it more

I might be wrong, but aren't they all teens or so canonically? It is a high school they're attending after all

Maruzensky, stop ! Don't ride so fast ! Maruzensky, no, wait, it's granpa ! OMG you hit him ! Oh my God, oh my God, oh my God ! Oh no, it's orphanege house ! Hey, why are getting faster ! Oh God no ! Please stop ! Stop hitting orphans ! God, it's just a nightmare ! Oh damn, it's cops ! W-what ?!!!!! Take shotgun and fire back !? Are you insane ?!! I won't shoot cops, it's a criminal ! No, I won't shoot 'em even if you umapyoi me ! Oh shi-
* We bumped into a tree. Car blew up. Me and Maruzensky threw away *
Dammit. * Fenomeno and cops are coming closer *
– Hands up ! You're under arrest for mass murder, drunk driving and illegal possession of a firearm
– Just kill me officer ! I'm tired of it !
– We can't arrest them
– Why ? What do you mean, officer N ?
– They are from Tracen. And she is Maruzensky, a close friend of Tazuna Hayakawa, secretary. My daughter's studying here, officer Fenomeno, I don't want her to be expeled. You can go, kid.
– Wh-what ? Arrest at least me ! I'm just a random guy !
– Nah, you're with Maruzensky, so you are free too, son.
* And we go *

Aye bet.